Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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