Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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