We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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