it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
