absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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