i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"