Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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(773): View more from Illinois

I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind

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(952): View more from Minnesota

He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.

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(559): View more from California

today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.

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(425): View more from Washington

please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr

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(334): View more from Alabama

Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"

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(708): View more from Illinois

i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard

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(347): View more from New York

Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?

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