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doug butabi!

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steve butabi!

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hotties wanna shake it

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(248): doug butabi! (1-248): steve butabi! (248): hotties wanna shake it http://tfl.nu/krha

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Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?

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(215): Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam? http://tfl.nu/4s96

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I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.

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(610): I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina. http://tfl.nu/pcj6

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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..

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(330): She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating.. http://tfl.nu/qbj3

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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

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(847): Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant. http://tfl.nu/q6o4

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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.

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(218): Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job. http://tfl.nu/z804

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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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(443): I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night.. http://tfl.nu/hua7

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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend

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(850): i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend http://tfl.nu/u4us

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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.

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(+44): There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it. http://tfl.nu/t5pt

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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?

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(949): So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam? http://tfl.nu/9cgv

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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.

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(574): Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance. http://tfl.nu/jrt8

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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.

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Why don't we hang out more often?

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(940): I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2. (1-940): Why don't we hang out more often? http://tfl.nu/7whw

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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.

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(701): She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere. http://tfl.nu/am2w

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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.

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(989): If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there. http://tfl.nu/svxt

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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed

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(856): I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed http://tfl.nu/01qd

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