i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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