Small penises have feelings too.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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