Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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