Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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