I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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