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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Anderson Cooper just came out.

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  Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.

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  That's horrible but hilarious

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  I'm going to miss college.

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  He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stupid adulating

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  Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash

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