Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.