? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
she looked like the before picture.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult