just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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