your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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