She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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