So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
