Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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