I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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