I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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