how can u be prego again
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
