My sheets look like a crime scene.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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