she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That's intense
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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