dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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