I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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