I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY