If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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