i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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