Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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