At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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