woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
organizing the empties. That sober.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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