i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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