Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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