what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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