SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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