Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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