Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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