All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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