You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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