i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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