Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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