Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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