fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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