Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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