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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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