Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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