I need help removing her.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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