Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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