Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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