You're completely useless in the revolution.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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