are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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