He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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