Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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