Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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