whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
